Monday, February 20, 2012

Let the only sound be the overflow.

Whilst I’m typing this blog entry out in Microsoft Word, I’m actually sitting in the exam room for my very first round of exams. I’d like to think that I’m FUCKING FEARLESS LIKE THAT TROLOLOL. Actually, make it GANGSTA LIKE THAT!!!

After months of seeing her angst on Twitter over her work, Phaik and I decided it’s high time we decided to ask Diana out for some high tea (latest addiction sob), And of course, nothing screams LUXE and WE’RE MAKING YOU PAY FOR OVERPRICED TEA like chiotastic flower arrangements.

TWG @ MBS totes wins in ambience. The one at Ion is SUPER stuffy but then again it has hotter waiters/waitresses. Superficiality over Comfort. Applies to my dress sense too.

See interesting stuff > Whip out camera > Instagram it > #leSingaporeanway

Ehmargawrrrrrd gaizzzzz we’re so atassssssssssss.

Phaik has this whole Korean-eye-smile thing. Choosing to sound neutral even though I’m jealous as fuck HAHAHAHA Y I NO CHIO. Bet she’s smirking as she reads this I WUV YOUUUUUU.

Look as Diana caresses it, her fingertips grazing the shiny metal whilst she writhes in hedonistic pleasure at the cool smoothness.

My muffins (LOL) which is drenched in what looks suspiciously like coke but is actually icing sugar. Totes yummers!!! :3

Everybody, let’s act atas even though we swear like sailors and would not mind squatting by the roadside to eat pasar malam food!!! I actually did it once with my chinese orchestra friends and we nearly got ran over by a garbage truck. Those were fun times. :’D

Wore a turban NOT BECAUSE I WAS HAVING A BAD HAIR DAY, but it’s because of Anna Dello Russo’s influence. Homegirl is my new idol next to Emmanuel Alt. I’D KILL FOR A GIVENCHY SHRINE TOO minus the panther hat cause I doubt I can work it. Typing this makes me feel so poor. :’D

Diana looking #classyasfuck as the two women at the back give the BITCH YOU SRS and OH NO YOU DIDN’T FACE LOL KEEP IT CLASSY LADIES!!!

Artsy Fartsy shot of me pouring tea. Insert some witty caption here bout the fineness of life and the luxuries of living.

Phaik’s INTENSELY blinged out phone. It’s heavy enough to concuss someone and if the person is still conscious enough to fight back, it’s sharp enough to cause SERIOUS DAMAGE to their face or certain body parts. Who needs pepper spray when you have a blinged out phone?! :3

Having girl talk ; Aka relationship talk. Lmao look at Diana’s #psychiatricface HAHAHAHA SUPER SRS.

Forever alone me decided that taking pseudo-artsy shots of the architecture would be a better way to while my time away.

“Eh I know you’re talking bout r/s stuff, but act chio leh. Good photo opportunity.”

“Diana, you’re not spared. Take also!!!.”

“Take a picture of me talking whilst I check my emails so I look REALLY important.”


I think I said something really gross and inappropriate which cues Phaik giving me the O_o? face. There’s a lot of BITCH-PLZ going on in this blogpost. Not sure what to feel.

Insert obligatory group shot of us. Purposely made the waiter shoot us at this angle so that Ralph Lauren is visible TROLOLOLOL. His latest collection looks like a Mcqueen ripoff with the headgear and what not but dude is still highly relevant. :3

Turban of Awesomeness - DIY
Chiffon Sleeveless Top - The HandleBar
Vests - Cotton On and SomethingNoir
Anouck Boots - Alexander Wang
Massive Satchel Bag - Bata

To commemorate Fashion Week (regardless of country…I LOVE THEM ALLLLLL. Can’t wait for AFF and MFW!!!) and to pretend I’m a fashion editor (Sob, my dream by the time I’m 30), I decided to go all out and be pimptastic. Shout out to my homegirl Jackie ( for the chiffon top! Totes light and comfy ohmygod brb wearing it and caressing my upper body.

Happy 4 years babe!! Even though you used to scare me to DEATH before on the Cosplay forum. (That’s another story for another time). Her username was…./drumroll…SM_QUEEN HAHAHAHA.

/Cue insane derping for the next few photos. If you’re having a big meal, showing this to your partner before you two have sexy time or generally have a sense of shame, please view something else like cute cat videos on youtube or how to swallow cinnamon powder without choking.

We bring the boys out like the 9 plastic-faces (MAJOR hate for SNSD!!! 2NE1 ftw bitchez!!!) who appeared on David Letterman FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON. Thank you Ellen for keeping it cool even though I’m waiting for Ellie Goulding to appear!!!

Derping in front of a MASSIVE CROWD cause we can HAHAHAHAHA. My friends and I have a total lack of shame and propriety HEARTS FOR YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

WHO DIS SEXY BITCH BE?! Apparently her skirt and top (Which has a sexy cut-out back for sexy times) only cost her $20 from Korea. Here I was thinking it was from Zara omg feeling so cheated!!!


Camwhoring like 14 years olds because we’re so afraid of growing old. Growing old means more responsibilities LIKE FINDING A HOUSE TO LIVE IN 8IWKJFXIGHJSKHFJKESHRSJEHKJ and other superficial stuff like whether we can have our own walk-in-wardrobe sigh.

They see me rollin~They hatin~.

Midway through camwhoring and looking at tourists jog across the bay (I wanna be so rich…that I can jog around MBS/Orchard Road for exercise. #quoteoftheday), the fountains started spurting water SO FUCKYEAH MORE DERPING. I think the key words are Erupt / Spurt and Squirt. ~*~flowery vocabulary we have~*~.


Le sexy time with Phaik. After 5 years of friendship you’d think we’d get SOMEWHERE LOL.

Taking a whiff of my A&F-ish scent (It’s Givenchy bitches!!!). Has anybody actually bought anything at A&F? Hit me up if you’ve actually bought a $269 fleece sweater with moose print on them. I’ll cook an English breakfast for you and if I’m feeling generous, throw you a back+foot rub.

Came out of the closet. Actually, a Narnia wardrobe.

And so did Phaik. Great friends do great things together. When we’re not pigging out on vodka ice cream floats and barbequed meat, we indulge in the awesomeness that is being public nuisances.

Oh and check out Diana’s photography work ; Home girl does AMAZING WORK. <3

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